YES!! KILL!!

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

Language motherfucking do you speak it

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

Be not afraid, I am going to get you

No, thank you. But I appreciate you twin

Headed your way

storytelling wise. we need more marriage as horror

you'd think that because the first word in this post is "storytelling" it would make the point that im talking about using marriage as a story device/framework and not talking about the real life institution of marriage. and yet some notes in this post say otherwise.