tenderloin

i love this meme

When someone lightly touches me

Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for

even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”

Whoa…

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

yes its back on my dash

god lol

I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3 

The bathroom sirens.

I was uncontrollably hype when I recognized this song in chorus the other week.

If this is how sirens sound I’d surely die because I’d approach these beautiful voices.

@wittyandcharming

@vlastomilfanpage I think you would sound great singing this song

Girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

I’m dying of laughter

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

Then Southern slang joins in and you have a new language within a language

please listen to this guy from Chicago ague with this snake

THIS IS AMAZING 👌lmaoooo!:))2$?:?2-

Is it me or does he have the body of shane dawson

I’M IN HYSTERICS

You’ll never find a job as a hysterics major

@ketthejester this may be important to you