o_O

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw