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sassy n purple!
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Putting Apple's Photo -> 3D Splat model through The Gauntlet
(Song: K² - Battle Against a F*d Up Opponent)
sometimes people brag about their mint condition hardware, but consider the following what if your computer had character?
Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
ALL OF THEM

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a quick zine about old console repairs
U A C U G U U G A C C C
NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
they're turning my post into the fucking rosetta stone
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
You know in general my follower count goes up really slowly so I easily forget that most people don’t have 42,000 clowns doing improv with them because y’all trickle in so gradually that I didn’t notice at what point this dnd game turned into a football stadium
I’ve had this side blog for like eight years now or something and my main blog for almost ten. I also didn’t have some post that catapulted me to this number. I think I just started yapping one day and didn’t stop and slowly people started wandering over to stare.
I remember when I hit 300 followers. I celebrated so hard. I thanked people. I went through the blogs of almost everyone who followed me.
At this point though I have no idea how many of you are bots. Zero clue. I could be talking to over 40,000 porn bots right now.
Ooh a pussy cat? Mayhaps I shall click this link.
Good lord there’s vahgina
And now for some reason there’s a guy in my inbox calling me a pedophile because of this post? Ah, the joys of having a loving audience.
Get snailed idiot.
It reminded me of Vegeta in the rain.

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noncon friendship
Coworkers
why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them
BDSM is evil and irrational and nobody is actually into it. now if you’ll excuse me i have to go eat sour candy advertised on the basis that it will hurt my mouth + get on a roller coaster to activate my flight or fight response + read a tragedy that makes me cry + watch a horror movie that will scare me + participate in combat sports for fun and entertainment
under communism they don't even let you choose your own clothes. the regime forces everyone to wear these frilly little dresses and flowery underwear and if you complain about it they kill 16 generations of your family.
communism is when you put people in frilly little dresses
"socialist not communist" is when you get really mad at people for mistaking you for people who put people in frilly little dresses and then wonder why you don't achieve anything
"leftist" is when you tell people to vote for genocidal yankees and get really mad at people who think anything more extreme than "maybe just a little headband with a bows ok"
why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs
like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it
World's most tense egg and spoon race
this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so
Trans masc version, by request.
Non-binary version by request. I'm not sure why I didn't just do this one, I'm non-binary after all.
BTW if you want to make your own, I'm just using this tool.
a gift for my audience
the four genders:
girls
boys
enbies
lizards
And of course, I had to do this one.
We're up to 5 genders now. This is what the right wingers warned us about! The wokeness is out of control!
You know I had to do it.
Six?!
Robot is already covered, so instead of making one for myself I'll make one for @minty-cups
Seven genders!

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is this what it was like in 9/11. trying to reason with people whose entire concept of human decency flies out the window when presented with the possibility of causing the smallest amount of harm to a "terrorist", no collateral damage is too large, no civilian too innocent, no connection too murky for people to deserve to die or be permanently crippled. people citing world war two urban warfare statistics to try to make a bad situation seem less worse and not balking at how fascist they sound
Americans are obsessed with punishment to an insane degree. people DESERVE to die if they support on hezbollah or hamas, regardless of whether their actions bring harm to anyone. if you're a nurse or a courier or a fucking security guard in a place where the only political entity in the region has been designated a terrorist organization by the United States your life is forfeited. if your child or wife or siblings happened to be mutilated it's your fault for existing. collective punishment and collective responsibility only exists for third world nations.
if you plant bombs in equipment you know with a high degree of certainty will enter civilian hands and be used around civilians, and you kill them or seriously maim them, this isn't terrorism, only Arabs commit terrorism
i'm a millennial who graduated from a texas high school in 2008. this is 100% exactly what it was like in the bush years. manufactured consent, omnipresent jingoistic nationalism, abject refusal to question the good vs evil narrative peddled by the government. i remember having conversations with friends about the unconscionable death toll of the iraq war and how we needed to get out, to which the response was often "and just abandon those citizens to the whims of violent dictators? we're there to spread democracy, this is about freedom." you'd tell someone about the unjust murders of Sikh people by riled up USAmericans and they'd be like "well obviously that's wrong, but the victim should've taken better precautions to not be viewed as a terrorist." i mean, this was the era when The Dixie Chicks, one of the most popular country bands in the states, had their entire career nuked from orbit for mildly criticizing Bush at a concert. the hysteria simply cannot be overstated.
and then obama got elected on the back of young people horrified at the war and its supporters. suddenly the critics all went quiet because The Good Guys Are In Charge, even though Obama was pretty much more of the same and in some cases worse. this was an equally impenetrable wall of ideology. any criticism of the Obama administration was met with "he's facing an immense uphill battle and anyway the GOP are putting up roadblocks everywhere." even though they dems had control of the house and senate for Obama's first two years, and wasted it. Obama's team dismantled the national infrastructure that got him elected and then he got a bunch of establishment guys in his cabinet. he increased drone strikes and all but declared war on whistle blowers. ah but it's okay because The Good Guys Are In Charge and they're trying their best despite the opposition, and anyway do you see how crazy the Other Guys are??? would you really rather have THEM in charge?!
then Trump got elected and suddenly everyone was criticizing the policies again. oh the border detention is so bad, the wall is evil, the trade war with China is stupid, he's gutting the USPS, he's given billionaires a tax break, we Have To Stop This Man....... and when Biden replaced him, all those criticisms went quiet despite the fact that he did not reverse any of those policies, and in fact made many of them worse. but you can't criticize him because at least The Good Guys Are In Charge and they're trying their best despite the opposition, and anyway do you see how crazy the Other Guys are??? would you really rather have THEM in charge?!
and here comes Kamala repeating debunked claims about why Palestinians deserve to be genocided, talking about "I will ensure America always has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world." Biden ran on stolen Medicare For All valor and has since presided over the largest disenrollment of people from Medicaid in American history. now Medicare For All isn't even on the table. she's riding in on a wave of exhaustion and despair through a system which has over decades eradicated material policy and the needs of constituents from the equation. this cycle has been happening and will continue to happen because the two parties of this country are two sides of the same coin, both representing their primary constituency of Filthy Rich Motherfuckers. and the whole cycle is there to simply maintain the necessity of war and violence and genocide, because it's where all the money is. and it's all the American media talks about. the insanity of the Bush era has seeped into the drinking water and has become a miasma from which we have yet to escape. it's disgusting, maddening, and heartbreaking to witness year after year, as the many lied-to rationalize violence they've been deliberately taught not to understand.
these people will never change what needs changing, no matter their party affiliation, unless forced to under massive social pressure. this is why they're investing so much in cop cities and surveillance and anti-protestor measures. they'll sooner wage war against working people on their own soil than accede the merest sliver of welfare, put even the mildest check on the violence of their allies. we've been living in a fascist dystopia for a long time already, we just don't call it that because our catastrophically rigged democracy has been normalized not as a tool for representational governance, but as a moral battleground of personal expression. idk man, it's pretty fucking bleak!!
ART BY: Basalt on Yerf • 12/04/2003
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