if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

you look kinda weird ngl

fuck your entire life

oh, you’re taking testosterone? I see. I just started taking testostertwo. which is more than you. but whatever. not like it matters or anything.

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee