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no i am well aware of this train wreck

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At some point you can’t back down and just gotta own it

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“i grew out of my dinosaur phase” shut up. your dinosaur phase isn’t something you “grow out” of. real adults know that dinosaurs are cool as fuck.

carrionkid

I'll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears

carrionkid

"let's see, carry out only, no dine in, okay, face masks required in restaurant, I got all that, no problem" *opens door* *laughs*

"y'all I'm scare- *laughs* "I'm scared"

"oh my GOD"

"um?"

*the person behind the counter shrieks* *the person filming starts laughing*

"would you-- okay, alright, uhhh"

*the person behind the counter continues to scream* *the person filming keeps laughing hysterically*

everythingfox

“Please sir”

(via)

arianod

What a polite little fellow.

jenniferrpovey

Somebody has the opposable thumb bearers well trained.

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zzpancakezz

Day 4 of this stuck in my head

dhamienscho27

YAM MAN

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A loving mother feeding her hungry children

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[Video description]

A large yellow dog stands on a tree stump while holding carrots in their mouth by the green tops. Four bunnies are munching on the carrots. There is no audio.

[End ID]

clatterbane

To make it better, looking through notes? The sign in the background is apparently Polish for “no dogs allowed”.

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Addendum to video description: One of the bunnies is a piglet.

yusaofthedawn

@bunny-loverxiv

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Senegalese musician Sallilou on the Cas Cas, also known as Kashaka, which is an instrument made by connecting two small, bean-filled gourds with a string. [x]

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I can barely keep a 4/4 beat, polyrhythms are insane! This is so lovely.

tricky-pockets

holy SHIT my hands want to learn how to do that

related: my favorite things are dancing, hitting stuff with sticks, and math. this indicates that I should have become a drummer.

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geekygothgirl

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.

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doomedvoyages

how is it that neither of them have ever actually been married to geralt and yet there’s no way to describe this interaction besides the ex-wife and the current husband running into each other at a school function or exchanging the child for a holiday in the taco bell parking lot

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slmnbagel

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

shunliveshere

This happens way too much for me now but all I can do is smile and nod because if I say something I’m automatically a sjw and my words are dismissed.

comingouttomyself

A German book about racism (called Exit Racism) addresses this and calls it „leaving wonderland“, you will probably never be able to go back there, which is hurtful but also an important.

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comebackali

#the concept of an old vampire loving and emulating twilight honestly sort of moves me (via dollsome-does-tumblr)

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A selection of very heterosexual sock ads by J. C. Leyendecker

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@lupismaris

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IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September

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10knotes

omfg that is just too adorable

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

wonderhawk

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

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You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

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my heart….

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Oh little baby kitty ❤️

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Alright fine I’ll reblog this one…

aliloverthetop

my heart is being sent to space

eerian-sadow

I found out earlier this year that the artist, Heather Franzen Rutten, sells this comic in an adorable little pinted book! You can buy it and support the artist here: https://www.heatherfranzen.com/shop

12drakon

A better story about children’s fears.

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lovelovelove this!

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Hey I heard you’re giving out anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please?

yes, here is a baby oarfish

imaramennoodle

that’s a BABY?

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boy howdy are you in for a treat! introducing, the Oarfish!

MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKING FISH!

Not much is known about Oarfish. Their maximum length is debatable, though there are reports of specimen up to 56 ft long. They live at great depths, and are rarely observed alive. Here’s a relatively small one:

Slightly larger one:

aaaaand, little bigger:

Yeah. these children get long. hold on a mo’, i might have a better photo

yeah. there we go. a few hundred lbs of Oarfish. like i said, length-variable. that one’s only about 28 feet though. so like, imagine that but double.

look how excited everyone is. well, everyone but the fish. oh, fun fact! they can self-amputate up to 3/4th of their body. lizard style.

Historically, Oarfish have been described as sea serpents, and are probably responsible for a fair portion of myths. In Japanese folklore, their appearance portends earthquakes. Though rarely seen, Oarfish live in every ocean. All around the world. Everywhere. No matter what coastline you’re on, they’re always there. Just a few thousand feet below water. Waiting.

Watching.

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JESUS THAT WAS MORE THAN 1 ANXIETY

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