Government-issue lingerie

orcs would love going to costco

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

saying "but it might kill you!" and feeling forced to add "a little earlier than otherwise"

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

one of the medical reports for my broken leg called me attractive and pleasant, and I haven't let myself read another medical report since because I want to maintain a Schrödinger's cat type situation where the reports might say 'still attractive, would fuck' or they might say 'ugly now, aged poorly' and I'll never know because I refuse to let the wave function collapse into a single reality

Medical staff absolutely do use codes in their notes to wisecrack to each other about patients

people are obsessed with how they look and how other people look. close your eyes

The England squad are all quite likeable. It's a shame then that they chose to play for Perfidious Albion, boastful and syphilitic viceroy of all that is grim, and must therefore be crushed.

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle