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adhd is: telling yourself “ alright time to get started” every 30 minutes and continuing to not move

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

Alien dogs

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

isnt this the dude who pronounces water as “wourder”

I wish I didn’t know the context for this post because that would’ve been hilarious.

chaotic dumbass

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I’ll play

Well, I’m waiting for a very important call. Let’s wait and see what happens.

God bless nurses forever

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.