i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

i'll always meet someone described as not friendly, and it's just a person who doesn't smile or talk a lot unwarranted. I feel like I have to continuously explain to people that this is not inherently hostile behavior

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

my hands hurt

carpal tunnel

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)