PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du
pixel skylines
Product Placement
@theartofmadeline
taylor price
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will byers stan first human second
Andulka
Cosmic Funnies
Love Begins
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
titsay
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Today's Document
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Can we just appreciate how Brutus smiles much more often.
I absolutely adore Brutus and Pixie
They real bro.
And theyâre absolutely amazing!!!
THEYRE. REAL. ??????
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god percy jackson really was the perfect character. remember when he got to camp half blood and he discovered he could order food and just make it blue. i love that bitch idiot so much he just wanted blue food because it reminded him of his mom
MY HEART IS FULL
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Bucky: You can say 'Have a nice day' and no problem.
Bucky: But you canât say 'Enjoy the next twenty four hours' and not sound vaguely threatening.
Steve:...Bucky, its 3am.
It's almost fall, right? This is the second pumpkin item I've had this summer! #ilovepumpkin #pumpkineverything #pumpkinpiepoptarts https://www.instagram.com/p/B1STX2eA2pM/?igshid=jhyw8vvrc7qc
I cried watching this
BABIES
*sobbing*
Just accept your fate
Why they slapboxing in Dashikis?Â
He slapped his shit dead
When you woke but will throw these hands if necessary.
Apparently this is controversial but if youâll die without something it should be free lol
Food should be free
Water should be free
Shelter should be free
Healthcare should also be free
If you disagree with any of these things, youâre not welcome here. Block me, youâre a freak
Dental should be included as part of free healthcare because dental IS healthcare.
People treat dental like itâs cosmetic but, like, a tooth infection can cause a heart attack.
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Bucky: Sam, stop! I promised Steve we wouldn't do anything dangerous!
Sam, holding a grenade launcher: I can't believe you would just lie to your boyfriend like that.
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Can we just appreciate how Brutus smiles much more often.
I absolutely adore Brutus and Pixie
They real bro.
And theyâre absolutely amazing!!!
THEYRE. REAL. ??????
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the trick to avoiding plotholes is to make sure thereâs not enough plot to poke holes in
canât correct me on things not existing in that time period if i never specify one!
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lemony snicket???????
My cat has ice cream prescience.
I donât know how she does it. I donât know how she reads my intent so clearly.
When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesnât care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.
But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, sheâs at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. Sheâs not smelling it, sheâs not hearing me say âice creamâ, sheâs not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.
But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. Itâs the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. Sheâs terrifying.
Registering the unique âice cream gaitâ, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.
But what if itâs not my Ice Cream Groove⌠what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?
There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that Iâm actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then Iâll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.
I DID IT!
I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.
My cat didnât even notice. She didnât smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.
I am free.
What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?
I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?
hey op your cat is psychic
