Randomness

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

Imagine being able to ask all of your classmates 'I have half a brain what's your excuse' when the grades come in

that's supposed to say "this deserves a special* one idk what happened to my proofreading skills

Autism creature, its eyes enormous: You UPDATE tumblr? You update the tumblr to look more like the twitter???? Oh! Oh! Jail for staff!! Jail for staff for One Thousand Years!!!!!!!

yeah but at least the autists at [tumblr] made them change it back in less than 24 hours.

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

bless you darling kitty

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