only myocardial infarction can break your heart?

Simplified hate post: they love each other so much

*banging head against ceiling like that person from hereditary* the fact that Mohgwyn is also locked behind the Haligtree medallions. to reach it you need to be trusted by Mohg enough to get a pureblood knight medal (kinda obvious Varre isn't supposed to give us one. He unfortunately likes us too much so Varre/tarnished is very canon lol) or trusted by Miquella enough to get a Haligtree medallion. Unless you can fly up to Mohgwyn underground you'd literally need to earn either 'miquella's favour' or 'mohg's favour'

Dying as i see the 26497th 'Armand the kind' and 'child prodigy Armand'. what can i say other than subscribe to my Armand is Miquella propaganda now

Talking about literally anything else: *in Lestat's 'I have the blood of Akasha in me' voice* I have the Elden Ring in me

I cannot wait for Louis to meet Akasha and hear she call him 'Louis, son of Lestat' and cringe so visibly

you can tell how much i love numbered lists and that's part of why big boss is so delightful to me

like yeah I am well aware I just treat the tags like a group chat that doesn't want me there atp which, probably is not the most polite thing to do idk. and yes I have got the message. I have read the air, alright. my takes on them are niche and not exactly welcomed in any circle I Know. but 1 i want even just a sliver of chance of having them seen and heard so that it might not be this lonely in this fandom one day. 2 i want the tags to look less depressing for me. there needs to be more miqs under the mohg tags and more mohgs under the miquella tags because it's my utmost belief that they're a set and must be read together in order to understand either of them. and more of them appearing in the same post that's not about *whose fault is it* or *who's more evil* because oh my fucking gods literally the most boring and uninspiring shit ever. anyway I'm here to make that happen. 3 you're all very privileged to be able to read my thoughts, actually. most people meet with me never get to learn what i truly think. you're welcome

it's really cute when miquella is a little taller than mohg cos he'd still lift him up so proudly and carry him around like, I grew this long bug in a cocoon, it used to be a worm (was also very proud of the worm then. he's proud of it forever)

Sees how Armand layers his clothes tactically to appear more authoritative. cries

Anyone else noticed that Armand rarely blinks, but often turns his gigantic eyeballs around when you'd normally expect someone to blink? Cute bug (although I can't say for sure if it's just Armand or all vampires, or if it's this thing called acting)

Lestat's chest scar: the black knife

how to cope: 1 it's your civic duty 2 there's always a funny angle 3 your perception of reality is pretty much fiction 4 you'll get used to it 5 we're all gonna die anyway 6 there are much bigger things to be much sadder about. the world 7 people are just like this 8 imagine you're in a wild forest naked and afraid. now do some squats 9 think about the bright side (there is no bright side and you're so fucking depressed) okay but you can project it into a character to torture them 10 your brain will fully develop one day and you'll feel absolutely nothing then. have faith in science 11 it's not personal

honestly very proud of myself for getting the 'blood magic is better than sex, food and drugs' aspect of vampirism for mohg and miquella before ever watching iwtv.