Hey there. Itās been a while, aināt it? I have missed ya somethinā fierce. Iām happy tābe back ān spend some time with yāall.
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@killersmileclyde
Hey there. Itās been a while, aināt it? I have missed ya somethinā fierce. Iām happy tābe back ān spend some time with yāall.
Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.

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Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.
Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.
And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.
Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.
" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"
An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.
I smirk and move to fill the glass, āWe donāt get these asked for often. I take it yer not from āround here. Mānameās Clyde. Welcome tāBoone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythinā.ā
Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.
"Yeah nah figured as much mate."
A small dry chuckle escapes my lips before I make the mistake of lifting my gaze to his.
Fuck.
Remember to breathe, Kal, in and out. Pull yourself together.
"I'm um, Kalli. P-pleasure to meet you Clyde. What d'ya recommend for uh, one of these? It's a fifty right?"
A slight blush dusts my cheeks as I dig through the worn leather of the wallet. Fumbling with the wrinkle bill before
Christ he's handsome. Broad shoulders, voice as thick as honey and those eyes. Tinged of with a hint of melancholy.
The kind that swoops low in your belly and steals your breath.
This is must be the Southern charm that they've been raving about. Never mentioned how devastating it could be or that it spelt trouble with a capital T.
I smirk to myself as much as anything seeing the blush warm her skin. āPleasures all mine, Miss Kalli.ā
Making a show of wiping down the bar top, I affirm her question, āyeah darlinā thatās a fifty but put it up, drinks on the house sālong as ya tell me how ya ended up all the way out here.ā
I prop myself on arm to lean a little bit closer. āI gotta say, this aināt the first place for tourists.ā A chuckle tumbles from my lips with the statement. Something about her had caught my attention and I needed to know more.
I just about sputter mid way through a long pull of my beer.
Darlin'? Is he- Is he flirting? No. Maybe?
Surely not, it must be no different how the term love is used back home. This is a country town after all.
Swallowing thickly, subconsciously I bite my lip. Knawing on the plump flesh in an attempt to ground myself. Calm your farm Kalli, the gent's only being polite. Right?
"Thank you kindly Clyde. You'll never find an Aussue turn down a drink. Must be that Southern hospitality I keep hearing all about."
The words tumble out of my mouth before I can stop them. Christ, Kal. Really? What the fuck was the wink for?
"Bit of an odd choice I'll admit but uh, I got a bit ...restless? Needed a change. Packed up, bought a ticket and just kept going you know? Figured the best way to see the States was to wander."
It was a partial truth, no need to avail man of a sob story. Pity isn't a pretty look.
Taking another long pull, I try (and fail) to distract myself from the sheer breadth of the man before me. Trailing from wide shoulders to his thick arms and broad hand.
While listening I nodded attentively. I understood the need to travel, the desire to see new things. Itās part of the reason I joined the military after all. āI know whatcha mean. I spent some time overseas while enlisted ān got tāsee all kinds of things⦠good and bad. But Iām glad for the experience and it gave me the chance tāget this place.ā
I motion vaguely to the building around us before I turn my focus back to her. The wink was adorable and the way she chewed her lip would make any man weak. Could she be doing it on purpose or just a quirk? Time would tell.
Butterflies churn in her stomach. Carving a little piece of Eden from such a thing? As if he hadn't captured
"Wanderlust is a helluva thing ain't it? Caught the bug a few years back visiting the fam in the ''old country' and it kinda stuck."
A genuine smile graces my lips and I run my hand through my messy, thick locks. Eyes crinkling behind the frames of my specs as I down the rest of my glass.
Something admirable 'bout a man who has built himself from the ground up.
"Hard fought for and well earnt re. It's a nice pub, you've done well. May I be nosy?"
She tries to hide behind her mop of thick hair and glasses but she couldnāt fool me. There was so much more hidden behind the shy lost traveler persona.
āDuck Tape is a good place to land as any I found. Cold beer, decent food, and mostly decent people. Donāt judge all oāus off a few bad apples. Whatās on yer mind?ā
Hey sweetness.
Nice to see you back.
Hey there honeybee. Itās so good tāsee ya. Cāmere ān give me a big ole hug.
Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.
Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.
And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.
Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.
" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"
An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.
I smirk and move to fill the glass, āWe donāt get these asked for often. I take it yer not from āround here. Mānameās Clyde. Welcome tāBoone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythinā.ā
Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.
"Yeah nah figured as much mate."
A small dry chuckle escapes my lips before I make the mistake of lifting my gaze to his.
Fuck.
Remember to breathe, Kal, in and out. Pull yourself together.
"I'm um, Kalli. P-pleasure to meet you Clyde. What d'ya recommend for uh, one of these? It's a fifty right?"
A slight blush dusts my cheeks as I dig through the worn leather of the wallet. Fumbling with the wrinkle bill before
Christ he's handsome. Broad shoulders, voice as thick as honey and those eyes. Tinged of with a hint of melancholy.
The kind that swoops low in your belly and steals your breath.
This is must be the Southern charm that they've been raving about. Never mentioned how devastating it could be or that it spelt trouble with a capital T.
I smirk to myself as much as anything seeing the blush warm her skin. āPleasures all mine, Miss Kalli.ā
Making a show of wiping down the bar top, I affirm her question, āyeah darlinā thatās a fifty but put it up, drinks on the house sālong as ya tell me how ya ended up all the way out here.ā
I prop myself on arm to lean a little bit closer. āI gotta say, this aināt the first place for tourists.ā A chuckle tumbles from my lips with the statement. Something about her had caught my attention and I needed to know more.
I just about sputter mid way through a long pull of my beer.
Darlin'? Is he- Is he flirting? No. Maybe?
Surely not, it must be no different how the term love is used back home. This is a country town after all.
Swallowing thickly, subconsciously I bite my lip. Knawing on the plump flesh in an attempt to ground myself. Calm your farm Kalli, the gent's only being polite. Right?
"Thank you kindly Clyde. You'll never find an Aussue turn down a drink. Must be that Southern hospitality I keep hearing all about."
The words tumble out of my mouth before I can stop them. Christ, Kal. Really? What the fuck was the wink for?
"Bit of an odd choice I'll admit but uh, I got a bit ...restless? Needed a change. Packed up, bought a ticket and just kept going you know? Figured the best way to see the States was to wander."
It was a partial truth, no need to avail man of a sob story. Pity isn't a pretty look.
Taking another long pull, I try (and fail) to distract myself from the sheer breadth of the man before me. Trailing from wide shoulders to his thick arms and broad hand.
While listening I nodded attentively. I understood the need to travel, the desire to see new things. Itās part of the reason I joined the military after all. āI know whatcha mean. I spent some time overseas while enlisted ān got tāsee all kinds of things⦠good and bad. But Iām glad for the experience and it gave me the chance tāget this place.ā
I motion vaguely to the building around us before I turn my focus back to her. The wink was adorable and the way she chewed her lip would make any man weak. Could she be doing it on purpose or just a quirk? Time would tell.
Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.
Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.
And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.
Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.
" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"
An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.
I smirk and move to fill the glass, āWe donāt get these asked for often. I take it yer not from āround here. Mānameās Clyde. Welcome tāBoone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythinā.ā
Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.
"Yeah nah figured as much mate."
A small dry chuckle escapes my lips before I make the mistake of lifting my gaze to his.
Fuck.
Remember to breathe, Kal, in and out. Pull yourself together.
"I'm um, Kalli. P-pleasure to meet you Clyde. What d'ya recommend for uh, one of these? It's a fifty right?"
A slight blush dusts my cheeks as I dig through the worn leather of the wallet. Fumbling with the wrinkle bill before
Christ he's handsome. Broad shoulders, voice as thick as honey and those eyes. Tinged of with a hint of melancholy.
The kind that swoops low in your belly and steals your breath.
This is must be the Southern charm that they've been raving about. Never mentioned how devastating it could be or that it spelt trouble with a capital T.
I smirk to myself as much as anything seeing the blush warm her skin. āPleasures all mine, Miss Kalli.ā
Making a show of wiping down the bar top, I affirm her question, āyeah darlinā thatās a fifty but put it up, drinks on the house sālong as ya tell me how ya ended up all the way out here.ā
I prop myself on arm to lean a little bit closer. āI gotta say, this aināt the first place for tourists.ā A chuckle tumbles from my lips with the statement. Something about her had caught my attention and I needed to know more.

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Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.
Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.
And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.
Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.
" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"
An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.
I smirk and move to fill the glass, āWe donāt get these asked for often. I take it yer not from āround here. Mānameās Clyde. Welcome tāBoone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythinā.ā
Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.
Hey there. Itās been a while, aināt it? I have missed ya somethinā fierce. Iām happy tābe back ān spend some time with yāall.
Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.
Oh my sweet Bear, Iām so glad youāre back!!! Iāve missed you so much!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Iāve missed my favorite girl too
Aww, youāre too sweetš„°
How have you been? Got anything new and exciting going on?
Barās been keepinā me busy. Lookinā at some new songs for the jukebox, tryinā out some seasonal drinks for the spooky season. Yāgot any ideas?
Hey there. Itās been a while, aināt it? I have missed ya somethinā fierce. Iām happy tābe back ān spend some time with yāall.
Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.
Oh my sweet Bear, Iām so glad youāre back!!! Iāve missed you so much!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Iāve missed my favorite girl too
Good to see you around again partner! š I've definitely missed all these busy nights at the bar. Let me know if I can lend some help, okay?
More hands means less work. Iām always happy tāsee yer smilinā face round my bar
Nice to see you back, Clyde! I have to admit Iāve been a shy secret admirer, but I just wanted to pop in to say I hope youāre doing well x
Hey there secret admirer. Aināt nothinā to be shy about here but yer welcome tāhang out at the bar anytime

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Welcome back!! Great to see you again!! Sarafina and myself are doing well.
Itās good tābe back
Hey there. Itās been a while, aināt it? I have missed ya somethinā fierce. Iām happy tābe back ān spend some time with yāall.
Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.
I've missed Clyde.
Iāve missed ya too darlinā
Iād like to write a love letter to the RP blog @killersmileclyde to thank him for the great service he did for this community. That man blew his back out fucking every single one of us, not a single person was left unsatisfied at his hands. Thank you Clyde for showing all of us a good time, you are a true gentleman and a freak in the sheets. Love you, honey šš¤
š¤love letter to @killersmileclyde š¤
*hand
There, I fixed it for you. You're very welcome.
These hands can fix a lotta things @iamakiller... just ask @direnightshade
Oh how I've missed your witty rejoinders, @killersmileclyde.
It has been too long. When ya cominā by the bar again? Iāve made some changes Iād think yaāll like. The fire pit out back is nice ān secluded.
Iād like to write a love letter to the RP blog @killersmileclyde to thank him for the great service he did for this community. That man blew his back out fucking every single one of us, not a single person was left unsatisfied at his hands. Thank you Clyde for showing all of us a good time, you are a true gentleman and a freak in the sheets. Love you, honey šš¤
š¤love letter to @killersmileclyde š¤
*hand
There, I fixed it for you. You're very welcome.
These hands can fix a lotta things @iamakiller... just ask @direnightshade
Heya darlinās... itās been a while. How rāya doinā?

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Iād like to write a love letter to the RP blog @killersmileclyde to thank him for the great service he did for this community. That man blew his back out fucking every single one of us, not a single person was left unsatisfied at his hands. Thank you Clyde for showing all of us a good time, you are a true gentleman and a freak in the sheets. Love you, honey šš¤
š¤love letter to @killersmileclyde š¤
Yer so good to me @contesa-lui-alucard thank ya darlinā and thank ya to @adcuficrec for sharinā these letters
Hiatus 2021
Hey erārybody,
Itās Clyde here. I hope yāall had a good holiday and new year, the bar was packed! That being said, things have stayed busy round here and Iām goinā on a bit of a break from here for a bit. I love yāall and appreciate erārythinā ya done for me in 2020. I plan on droppinā in occasionally but nothinā regular or consistent. Take care oā yerselves.Ā
Love,
@killersmileclyde and @wolfmanclyde