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Like I was pitching a tent and I was thinking “Logan would totally do this and try to teach mer-Wade how to help” but I imagine that Wade would be clueless about human stuff and just make Logan frustrated enough that he’d give him an easy job. Like, my brother was being a pest so we just got him to ‘manage the fire’ and he entertained himself keeping the fire going. Wade would totally need a little boy job that could keep him distracted enough but also so he felt like he was helping and didn’t have time to pester Logan from boredom.

Also Wade would probably end up making the fire way too large or finding something to make it explode.

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A fun little bit of how logan found out deadpool was also wade wilson 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

He was fine with “honey badger” and “peanut” and even quite fond of “lo lo” and “baby”.

He doesn’t even really mind the more creative “ferocious wild cat” or “Pinterest board worthy”-

At “The-Inspiration-for-a-Dr. Miami-Patient’s-Boob-Job” however, he does draw the line.

Please see under the cut if you’re doubting how Wade could ever manage to use that in a sentence.

He was fine with “honey badger” and “peanut” and even quite fond of “lo lo” and “baby”.

He doesn’t even really mind the more creative “ferocious wild cat” or “Pinterest board worthy”-

At “The-Inspiration-for-a-Dr. Miami-Patient’s-Boob-Job” however, he does draw the line.

Please see under the cut if you’re doubting how Wade could ever manage to use that in a sentence.

Suddenly it’s less “playful teasing/kinda sort flirting” and more “serious romancing”. It renders him speechless for the first time because they haven’t exactly defined things yet-and when Logan gets sweet like this- it blurs the lines a ever so slightly- and that’s dangerous even for an undying mercenary.

Logan: “hey darlin, what do you think about coming to take Mary on her walk?”

Wade (spontaneous nosebleed): WADE.exe NOT RESPONDING

Logan: ??

Wade (wiping blood on his sleeve and trying to lean on the door frame nonchalantly (he fails and stumbles)): “yeah! totally! of course my lovely pumpkin spice scented lotion! The sloppy to my toppy. The trick to my treat. Let’s venture! “

Logan- unphased and already clipping Mary’s leash onto her collar: “okay let’s head out sweetheart”

Wade: 😵😵