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“Her breasts jounced their agreement.”

moonisneveralone

Listen these are golden.

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“She had a personality and eyes.” i’m still crying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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@soyouthinkmyeyesarefine

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Whyyyyyy

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Cinderella (2015)

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thinking about ur son in the fade

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character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*

their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*

me:

their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*

me:

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you’ve heard of listening to the same song on repeat until you’ve extracted every drop of serotonin from it, now get ready for:

- wearing that outfit/item of clothing you love to every social engagement you attend until either it needs a wash or you’re forced to change it so that people don’t think it’s the only thing you own

- watching the same film or episode of a show you like like until there’s no point in watching it again because you can vividly recall every scene in your head

- eating your favorite food until you’re so used to it that it’s tasteless and nauseating

- reading the same book until you can recite every line word for word from memory

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docrimesbegay

Realizing it’s not romance that I hate but overdone straight relationships with zero chemistry built on a slew of misogynistic tropes was like a huge revelation for me

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I’ll just leave it here

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“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

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LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

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Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

amisbro

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily. Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

aishet-chayil

Words of wisdom!

amandadigsokay

Pretty positive he’s on Netflix, also there’s always Twitch if you don’t have Netflix!

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due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist

valtsv

due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me

valtsv

due to circumstances that i will not elaborate on i shall be getting lost in the moss

valtsv

for purposes that don’t concern you i intend to decompose

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💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

zeonxox

ALL OF THIS ugh my heart

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Some positivity for your day

small-town-spooks

This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

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IM LEGIT ABOUT TO CRY OMG Y'ALL 😭

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wholesome content right there

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valpwca

you should experience this. via

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Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

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imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

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lightheartedsuggestion

Be extra. Enjoy things and show it. Stop apologizing for it.

iguanamouth

a mess

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Disclaimer

I SUCK and get sad a lot

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no offense but where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the en-

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