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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

ah, a classic

and to compensate for the lack of creativity they made it strong as fuck and all the competitive players hated it

WHO’S LAUGHING NOW??

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

i loved that tile. 

The hand was too busy stroking something furry that purred or wagged its tail.

It’s N7Day where I am now, sooo 🥳🎉🥂 I hope you enjoy this joke from Duckman just as much as I do 🙃

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

Here, we’re given an answer.  The tiger steps out and is surprised by the soft grass under his feet, delighted, goes wide-eyed with wonder, and leaps into the meadow.  Here, the focus isn’t the cage’s destruction, but getting out, being out, so that the last glimpse we’re given is the tiger now tiny (and joyful!) in the distance, surrounded by the wide green expanse of freedom.

OSCAR ISAAC and SONOYA MIZUNO in EX MACHINA (2014) dir. Alex Garland

This is PEAK ART

I laughed WAY too long and WAY too hard at this

I can’t BELIEVE I had to remember how to open procreate you guys

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

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Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly preventing crystal growth.