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hungwy

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

how-not-to-human

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

duchesspeggy

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

shepardoftheearth

that’s how fucked up our world is now

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phantomrose96

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

phantomrose96

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

phantomrose96

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

aka-blaa

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

phantomrose96

Official addition to this post.

#fmab #edward elric

bewbin

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK

bewbin

why do i even try

bunney

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

esoanem

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

addamatic

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

hyolks

ed proceeded to wipe out and was almost entirely swallowed by the snowbank

#fma #edward elric #alphonse elric #winry rockbell

incredible-avril

#avril lavigne

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cosmosfirefly

I made this drawing after reading "i wish that she would whisper "mon chéri, je t'aime"" by hyacynthia on ao3!

I thought it was really funny that May misinterpreted Drew's roses this way and had to doodle it. Everyone go read the fic, it's super cute!!

v v v

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78619486

#contestshipping #pokemon #may

warmfigure

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

unlettered-heathen

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

sabrebash

Is That Allowed

boomer-mythology-destroyer

isaactea

sugarsylvie

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

#pokemon #eevee #eeveelutions

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torstherapy

#reference

vraska-theunseen

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

vraska-theunseen

i have no defense against this. you've got me

#birb

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

shirecorn

Fascinating categorization is happening here

trans-pickles

you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

#peter pan

what-even-is-thiss

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

#this and motherlord (from atla’s fatherlord)

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swarnpert

good spider or am i staying outside

swarnpert

it was actually a black window in disguise. she shimmied that spider costume off her figure so gracefully and sunk her fangs straight into my jugular, killing me instantly

swarnpert

she took one glance at me and gave me a cutthroat gesture before ending my life with one swift jump, i had absolutely no chance. this couldn't have been a terrible coincidence, this was all premeditated

#she is the love of my life #spiders

danceundersparklinglights

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted

How dare you say we wanna eat someone from the inside. Cannibalism is wrong

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