stuck in my head

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REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

I can’t even begin to describe the energy radiating off this post

I made the absolutely fucktacular mistake of giving my dog buttons that I recorded words on to talk with and she keeps waking me up in the thrice damned wee hours o the night to tell me and doubtless she could not pOSSIBLY wait until morning to say that she wants to eat the cat’s food

apparently when my sleep cycle is disrupted at a very precise interval my view of the universe fractures and alters because I may have not been religious before but now I believe deeply that god with a capital G denied Dogs with a lowercase d the ability to speak for a Reason and we should respect Her infinite wisdom on this matter

I have soared too close to the sun, in my arrogance I have built a tower too high unto the sky- it is made of cheap plastic recordable buttons and it is about to topple and take human language, as my dog knows it, down with it

good morning to people who still use wired earphones only

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

*machine gun fire* OwO

you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid

were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly