Dissosiriation

hey Siri how do I turn the mirror off

hey Siri, do you ever get lonely? no, really. I don’t know how intricate your AI is. I get lonely sometimes. do you? do you feel? would Apple tell us if you did?

hey Siri who attached these hands to my body? these aren’t my hands. I don’t want them.

hey siri is my phone keyboard really sticking out of the screen like it looks or is it flat like it feels i’m confused

Where do my hands go when they disappear from my sight

hey Siri do you have open communication with mothman?

hey siri, where’s my heart again? like, biologically? thanks

hey Siri can Raggedy Anne smell fear?

hey Siri have I seen Jeff Goldblum in this here Home Depot?

hey Siri why is the goblin that resides in my lower torso so angry at me?

hey Siri why won't the dating sim apps I have let me play the whole game all at once for free instead of lying awake at night?

hey Siri why is my sanity on vacation in the Bahamas without me?

hey Siri what is my gender?