for an awesome reason

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

ya know, this still works in the context of the scene

Ficara- Stormy Weather (i love weather channel music so much)

wall street hitler would like to show you his seizure

I feel so bad for penny in the big bang theory she's really surrounded by all those horrible nerds who keep making misogynistic jokes and being creepy towards her even though she's cool and nice it actually makes me so mad

yeah i started writing a "i have no mouth and i must scream" style project where sheldon is like the god of the universe but i just really didnt want to finish it cause it'd be big bang theory fanfic and no

as a Gundam Battle Assault 2 player i must resist flying into a blind rage at the vague mention of heavy arms

worst marry fuck kill ever

"person aging with their pokemon" is probably the quickest and meanest way to make me sad

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

the "dont blink while we puff air into your eye" game sucks! its the opposite of a quick time event and i still fail it like 4 fucking times

i know someone who gets stabbed through the pupil with a needle while they're awake at the optometrist so not sure how true this is