Stress is caused by giving a fuck

so true bestie what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention

c u r s e d

also strawberries & cigarettes is so bittersweet and beautiful

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

No animal should be allowed to be this round

Let him do what he wants he’s cute

@galacticmessmadame @elysiaann

Oh now i see why we are like this

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

who else feels like tumblr is a dying platform and it’s the virtual equivalent of being at the club still when it’s about to close in 15 minutes

that’s how it felt when i signed up in 2011 and my sorry ass is still here. the club’s been closed. they locked the doors from the outside now we stuck here forever

Any one of us. Any one of us could be Taylor Swift behind these URLs

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”