Charlie

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

Imagine all the people reblogging this uncritically and going, "Yeah, sure, all those other countries definitely respect the rights of children, that tracks."

Talking to drunk people while sober is always fun cus youre more conversationally powerful than them

i get cuteness aggression when i see hairy ass

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

Bloke who does fuck all summer

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg