better a faggot, than a fascist

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

Bringing it back bc still very valid

Btw cishet white women can say the same things to other cishet white women.

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss