Yikes

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

fully sober in the club googling vampires

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for