Stream Dedicated B-Sides

No it still works. “EYE can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one” as in his other eye. It’s dry, but also shows delivery is as important now as it was 4,000 years ago

Group cock swordfighting starts in 10 minutes

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

Don’t forget the absolute cherry on top that was reaching out to the actual dog shelter to tell them their tumblr account got hacked, only for them to say, “We’ve never had a tumblr account”

I just want to get dicked down again =/

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

date of origin: 2010

kinda wish I was one of those homosexuals who are really into feet or pits or something idk they seem kinda happy

We are not

At least show us the bison!