my eyes are around here somewhere

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

being fat is more important to the identity of the gay bear than being hairy. i think if you're skinny and hairy and you call yourself a bear you're straight up appropriating. you're a twunk you stupid bitch

can't let fat people have fucking anything

can i come over n bite u hard as fuck

can you put that thing on a leash?

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

I hate everyone that made me see this

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

the author's barely disguised hatred for capitalism

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy