my eyes are around here somewhere

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

I only identified as a lesbian for a very brief period but straight girls do this realllllly bizarre thing where they ask you if you have a crush on them or who you think the hottest girl in a certain group is and get offended if you say no or refuse to answer. It’s like walking on a tightrope over a lake of fire, there is no good answer to give. Inside, you know if you were to say “Yes, I think you’re very attractive, I’m into you.” they would definitely weaponize that against you or treat you like a perv but if you say “No, you’re not my type, I’m not interested in you.” they act soooooooo wounded. And I’m sure some straight girls who do this are not entirely straight and were interested in feeling me out but I do think there are a lot of straight girls who do this as some form of power play. Anyway, it was so weird. And they have the audacity to act like lesbians are sexually inappropriate bullies.

The thing about being mysterious is sometimes you’re just dehydrated and replying tomorrow

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

Happy pride month to him

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks