my eyes are around here somewhere

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

can i come over n bite u hard as fuck

can you put that thing on a leash?

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

I hate everyone that made me see this

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

the author's barely disguised hatred for capitalism

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder