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these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.
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Classic Me, pointing at something and saying "yes but what if Zelda"
the original ancient sketches were of like .. mostly already legit pokemon from the series, and theennnn i lost them and refound them a few years later and made a mess of it LMFAO
in my defense, regional forms are now a MUCH bigger thing ,, so , ye
it was interesting to try to lean into the games' style though, its never gonna be the same because i cant not just do my own thing lol
i'll leave my chatter under the cut for those who want it !!
who's team would you rather have ☕👀
i was inspired to dig up and finish these by discovering fakemon artists on youtube, namely Truegreen7 & BilsuArt - in particular Bilsu who's got an ENTIRE super deep Zelda/Pokemon plot and Pokedex called Link Dimension in progress !!
go check em out 💙
........
THIS ..
IS WHERE I CONFESS ....
i've only ever played one pokemon game and i was BAD at it
i was a mediocre card battler as a kid, but my first and atm only game was SoulSilver and as much as i had fun, i sucked lol
people who can do tactics and type matching are doing actual magic to me im just a dumbass who likes the creachers lmfao
i havent made any fakemon in YEARS let alone put colour to them so be gentle lmfao
anyway
each team has 1 basic pokemon, 3 Hyrule regional types, and 2 fakemon i pulled out of my ass and i'll list them in that order.
i triiieeeddd to make them thematically good even if theyre not excellent teams from a tactical standpoint because im bad at that
LINK'S TEAM
Whimsicott, Grass/Fairy
i felt like this fit, i wanted him to have at least one grass type on the team. i also felt Whimsicott was at least a bit Korok-adjacent with added Fairy type bonus !
Hyrulean Minun, Electric/Psychic
i partly just like the idea of matching little pikachu clones but duality is a repeated concept in LoZ … also bunny
Hyrulean "Ordon" Skiddo, Grass/Rock
goat goat goat goat goat … and grass type too! rather than leaves i went with grass like a lot of the decoration n whatnot in TP, grass cloak very rustic. (Ordon Gogoat would have the full hoop horns)
Hyrulean "Twilight Form" Lycanroc, Rock
this was ripe for taking lol, wolf pokemon with day phase names ??? i elected to make Link's a shiny since Wolf Link's colours are cooler in tone like the OG Lycanroc shinies 🤷🏻♂️ it matched up very well
Illustrier, Normal/Fairy
um duh horse pokemon ??? made a half fairy type too because like, Epona is basically mythical at this point she's got the pixie vibes. ia vaguely thought about doing a version of an existing pokemon because theres already a lot of horsemon (i was very close to doing a Mudsbray), but also Epona cool
Shaowing, Fighting/Flying
also duh, Loftwings … this was harder to come up with a more well-rounded gimmick for - i settled on contrasting the tranquil crane with how menacing shoebills look soooo fighting type !! uh actually i think this is my favourite to the point of it being like, a plausible pokemon ???
ZELDA'S TEAM
Rowlet, Grass/Flying
owls … owls ………. o w l s …………
also rowlet is cute as hell
Hyrulean "Hyrule" Plusle, Electric/Psychic
same as above; duality, matchy matchy, bunny
Hyrulean "Hot-Footed" Marshtomp, Water/Grass
frogs !!! or whatever mudkip is, i think an axolotl actually, ANYWAY i really like this line and theres plenty of LoZ frogs to pick from, just made it more baby :3
Hyrulean "Veiled" Rapidash, Water/Ice
this is kind of a rehash of muuuuchhh older (and more realistic) fakemon art from a typeswap thing i did ages ago. Veiled here refers to Veiled Falls, water & ice, its a cloud rapidash, shits cool …
white horse, i think a version of Zelda's/Royal horse is called Storm too? Clouds.
Ryunai, Dragon/Psychic
whoops, dragon type :) no worries working this one out lol. i think its still a little direct or on the nose (Bilsu did a MUCH better job) but yknow, cool shit. psychic type because that feels natural to me
Accipion, Flying/Dragon
this is a lil more conceptual, but like … living royal crest ??? champion bird ???? i guess ksjfkdj ,, for some reason the dragon typing felt right, idk
im also just a massive fan of bird pokemon, i'd 100% be that bird pokemon trainer lol give me all the birbmon
FAKEMON EVOLUTIONS
these are mostly notes, because again, im bad at the game lol
Ability: Own Tempo, Defiant. Hidden Ability: Vital Spirit
Quiet but brave, if given the time it will bond deeply with it's trainer and become a steady, loyal companion. It hides a fierce fire in its heart, and those who cross it's loved ones will find this out.
Ability: Air Lock, Levitate. Hidden Ability: Forewarn
Generally a serene, calm, and curious pokemon, Ryunai is an excellent judge of character. When excited or angered, energy is said to be seen surging through its eyes and chest.
"Royal Herald Pokemon"
Scouteo, Normal/Flying
Et; Scout & Buteo (Genus of hawks)
Bannerawk, Normal/Flying
Et; Banner & Hawk
Accipion, Flying/Dragon
Et; Accipiter (genus of birds of prey) & Champion
Ability: Keen Eye, Indimidate. Hidden Ability: Delta Stream
Easily able to outmanoeuvre most Pokemon, they use their sharp vision to hunt and spot danger. The Royalty of Hyrule are believed to have created their emblem based on Accipion.
Ability: Early Bird, Scrappy. Hidden Ability: Inner Focus
People have been trying to emulate the fighting styles of Shaowing for centuries. These techniques have rarely been seen as it rarely strikes out in anger.
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thanku for listening sorry Real True Ass Pokemon Fans for my drivel lmfao i tried fjdkfjdk 💙💙💙
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The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:
“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.
“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”
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