Creature Feature

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

I had a dream that there was a new meme called "finally jaundice" which was just some random comic panel of spider man rubbing the back of his head in confusion. For some reason I thought this meme was a video game when I heard about it. So I went to a video game website and tried searching for variations of "finally jaundice" over and over again.

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

nuclear power is a huge part of our future

Despite them technically taking “better” images, IPhone cameras fail to capture the “life” of a moment in a way I can’t properly articulate

I see that it's once again "Tumblr gets overly-vigilant about tagging posts as Mature" season.

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline