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hes called philip glass because when you hear him you will philip a glass with water and drink it.

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

Gregor Samsa's Beam Attack

i think i could direct a movie pretty easy probly. you, go over there but sadder. you, play with your balls but a little bit sadder with it. that camera angle is all wrong, make it sadder. close up on his balls. sadder. ok then one full penis shot and make it joyous because we loves it

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

march 4th? unto where?