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In Dirk Gently’s fandom we don’t say “I don’t know what I’m doing”, we say “I always end up exactly where I need to be despite the fact it’s rarely where I intended to go” and I think that’s beautiful.
In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I love you” we say “because I’m your friend” and I think that’s beautiful
In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I know” we say “I’m WILDLY aware”
In Dirk Gently fandom we don’t hug people to comfort them. We poke them slightly awkwardly with one finger.
In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t threaten to kill people, we just walk past them and watch them drop dead, and I think that’s beautiful
In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I would die for you” we say “try not to get shot in it” and I think that’s beautiful
in the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I’m claustrophobic” we say “no I don’t even like coffee” and I think that’s beautiful
We are Disaster Nerds/Dirktectives and this is the kindest and the best Fandom I’ve ever been in and I think that’s beautiful
Headcanon that they have to use an authentic longbow at some point during a future case and Dirk forgets what it’s called and calls it “an acoustic version of that electric crossbow you had, Todd ”
todd: god this guy is so fucking annoying i can’t wait to get him off my back and continue my boring ass life
todd not even two weeks later: literally uproots himself and runs from the cia for over a month just for the sake of the aforementioned guy
Ok, I just can’t
I have so many questions

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If Dirk Gently were a food he’d be one of those over the top candy milkshakes that get featured in buzzfeed articles
this one specifically:
the gayest one
Todd would be a cup of old coffee in a cracked mug…
Farah: expensive and addictive energy drink
Amanda: gummy bear flavored tea
Ken: cheap and addictive energy drink, very sweet but makes you kind of jittery
The Rowdy 3: pan galactic gargle blasters
Bart: literally just straight up whiskey
Tina would be a pop tart flavored milkshake
I Got A Yellow Leather Jacket And I'm so Happy
I accidentally typed “rowdy :3” but that’s honestly accurate
Vogel is adorable. Reblog if you agree.
↖️ this user wants a third season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

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Break into some bellhop dude’s apartment and make him your assistant and friend even though he thinks you’re weird?
*snaps fingers* DID IT!
Escape a death maze? *snaps fingers* DID IT!
Solve a case that has to do with body-swapping and time travel? *snaps fingers* DID IT!
Totally fall in love with one of your friends (the smol bellhop guy one) and think he’s perfect? *snaps fingers* DID IT!!
Get kidnapped and tied up by Beast who totally digs you and wants you to be her boyfriend? *snaps fingers* BIBBIT!!!!!!
And the award for The Best Textpost I've ever seen goes to @prettyodd-art
Friendly reminder that Dirk Gently was confronted by a gun-wielding villain in a bathroom and his immediate response to “YOU?” was essentially “HELLO FRIEND YES IT IS INDEED ME” before throwing a handful of business cards and stealing a dog.
Dirk: You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late!
Todd: Joke’s on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
Dirk: *pulls curtain back while Todd is in the shower* are you- stop screaming, it's me- are you all out of cereal??
I wish not to be questioned.

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Dirk: How do you take your coffee?
Todd: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Dirk: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.
cashier: your total is $6.59-
silas dengdamoor: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND PANTO TROST