Everything Is Connected

In Dirk Gently’s fandom we don’t say “I don’t know what I’m doing”, we say “I always end up exactly where I need to be despite the fact it’s rarely where I intended to go” and I think that’s beautiful.

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I love you” we say “because I’m your friend” and I think that’s beautiful

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I know” we say “I’m WILDLY aware”

In Dirk Gently fandom we don’t hug people to comfort them. We poke them slightly awkwardly with one finger.

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t threaten to kill people, we just walk past them and watch them drop dead, and I think that’s beautiful

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I would die for you” we say “try not to get shot in it” and I think that’s beautiful

in the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I’m claustrophobic” we say “no I don’t even like coffee” and I think that’s beautiful

We are Disaster Nerds/Dirktectives and this is the kindest and the best Fandom I’ve ever been in and I think that’s beautiful

Headcanon that they have to use an authentic longbow at some point during a future case and Dirk forgets what it’s called and calls it “an acoustic version of that electric crossbow you had, Todd ”

I have so many questions

If Dirk Gently were a food he’d be one of those over the top candy milkshakes that get featured in buzzfeed articles

Todd would be a cup of old coffee in a cracked mug…

Bart: literally just straight up whiskey

Tina would be a pop tart flavored milkshake

I accidentally typed “rowdy :3” but that’s honestly accurate

Vogel is adorable. Reblog if you agree.

↖️ this user wants a third season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

And the award for The Best Textpost I've ever seen goes to @prettyodd-art

Friendly reminder that Dirk Gently was confronted by a gun-wielding villain in a bathroom and his immediate response to “YOU?” was essentially “HELLO FRIEND YES IT IS INDEED ME” before throwing a handful of business cards and stealing a dog.

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