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I isolate myself when I go through shit. My misery don’t like company.

sitting on the floor is an emotion

Aw, were you being bratty in hopes of making me go harder on you? Because you wanted me to grab a fist full of your hair and force you on your knees? Because you really wanted to feel who's in charge? Because you wanted me to be forceful? Well, sucks, now you're getting nothing but the softest treatment. You get me cooing and calling you darling, or sweetheart, or sunshine. I'll kill you with kindness. Just ask next time you want me to go hard on you, it's fun for me too, l promise. But l can't reward you for misbehaving.

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

This is… not usually what is meant by “follow your dreams”…

PEOPLE WHO DONT KISS AFTER HEAD ARE SO FUCKING WEAK

Delirtirimmmm