Dipper Pines

One more week until our next Key West hunt! Can you find all the ghouls on this accursed isle?!

He wants to slay soooo hard (him at 16 btw)

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(Saw this done in a different fandom and wanted to do it with my pookies lol. What I said/did is in red! All of this is by memory so I might get things wrong lmao and slightly edited for how the characters would more react)

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Dipper: "My friend invited me to a Quinceanera and it's an all girl's party. I'm gonna be the only guy there"

Mabel: "You're really proving that you lean into liking boys by going to this party, you're literally the gay best friend"

Winter: "Why would you even go anyway?"

Dipper: "Because there's free food!"

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Dipper: *Yapping about how touchy/physically affectionate (in a platonic way) Winter and Mabel can be(??)*

Winter: *Wraps arms around Mabel's waist with a smile*

Mabel: "Woah, woah woah! At least take me out to dinner first"

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Dipper and Mabel: *Sitting in class working on a project (for reference it was a poster project and even though it wasn't done before was visibly hung up with others in the classroom, project was about modernizing a poem)*

Winter: "So you're the guys that drew the fridges!"

Dipper: "Hahaha yeah it was Mabel's idea" *Insert Mabel smiling proudly in the bg*

Winter: "The teacher was literally talking about how you guys came up with rival refrigerator companies and something about forming an alliance, I was wondering who made it" *laughing*

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Mabel: *Coming up right next to Dipper with a ton of mustard* "MMMM MUSTARD!!" *Pouring it into fricken cucumbers*

Dipper: *Internally disturbed as he moves away slowly from Mabel*

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Mabel: "Imma take your blood"

Winter: "No no no no no-"

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(Context- we did an art thing for a Seniors Capstone and we made a traffic light and it got hung up and we put pictures inside the lights)

Mabel: *Walking over to show Dipper* Look at this! Our drawings are upside down, they hung it upside down!"

Dipper: "No it's right, look" *Guestures to it to show how it's in the correct order of colors*

Mabel: *Processing before realizing her mistake* "Ohhhhh"

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Mabel and Winter: *Sitting in Spanish class drawing together after finishing their work*

Mabel: *Loves Furby's for some reason, has been drawing Furby's for the past two blocks* "Y'know what, I'm gonna ship you with a Furby!"

Winter: *Processing as she watches Mabel start working on shipping her with a FURBY* "Pfft what-" *laughs*

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Dipper: *Compliments Winter's drawing on a piece of hanging paper with a signature that's so obviously him signing it without using his name because it involves something he likes and talks about a lot*

Winter: "Yeah it's so not obvious who that is-"

(Fun fact-When I did that I actually had a drawing next to my friends that WAS of Winter and Dipper and I used shipping them as the signature (ex: it said something like from Winter x Dipper Shipper lmao))

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Winter and Mabel: "1,2,3 we want yuri!!!"

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(Slight content warning this is about STDs/STIs since it was for health class! So ya it's suggestive in a way that's meant to be educational and funny, yes my friend rlly wrote this 😔😔😔 (They didn't get in trouble I believe))

Dipper: "Winter look at this poem Mabel wrote for health class" *Showing the screenshot he took of the teacher typing it town on her computer but it was projected onto the whiteboard while trying not to laugh*

Winter: "Don't touch me if you got an STI, if you transmit one to me it will make me want to die! I do not want your sticky, drippy, just grippy, if you have an STI we will never get slippy, Chlamydia, get rid o' ya. You and AIDs will never get laid. Gonorrhea, yeah no I will see ya! Can't get no STI, no STI not test. You'll be happier than the rest" *Dying of laughter at the end of it with Dipper*

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(Context: Winter couldn't go to a lot of field trips before learning to just fake her parent's signature for school! So she couldn't go on this field trip (real story is my dad is an ass and didn't let me go on the field trip))

Winter: *After everyone came back from the trip she purposely looked for Mabel* "Mabel!!! I missed you!!" *Hugs*

Mabel: "Hehehhee I missed you too pookie" *They stand there and talk for a little bit before school ends*

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Dipper: *Scrolling through phone for a pickup line obviously for a good pick up line to say since they were saying pickup lines and he didn't know one off the top of his head* "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te."

Winter: *Laughs at his pickup line and says a better one than him with a smile on her face as Dipper's eyes widened at how suggestive her's was before laughing*

Okay okay okay please do NOT crash out at me for writing Winter making out with Dipper please please forgive me okay? 🥺🥺

Can I keep going? Okay good-

I had this idea from a sketch I did a whileee back that's buried somewhere in other post (I think it's in a Valentine's Day post idk) edit: I found it, it's included at the bottom of the one shot it was a pre-Valentine's post because it was coming up!

But basically they're 16 here and in school and Dipper's an idiot for letting his flirty girlfriend corner him. /hj

This is basically accurate as I know to be true as a teen and hearing gossip from my old school about this stuff (yes, people rlly do this and I've heard worse oof 🫪) so I'm trying to accurately portray how most teens act as one lmao.

(For ref I'm a yr younger pls I'm also a minor and dw it doesn't escalate to an extreme amount)

Word count: 860 (pretty short lmao)

Starts below!:

Ep. 5/Ep. 10

Also chill pills can't scientifically grow on trees? I think Dippy Fresh is the version of us (bleh) that lost all working braincells

( @dippertheexplorer 🌲)

(I can't stop oof)

Loves the 3DS! Slightly got this idea from the beginning of Tourist Trapped but yeah even when newer things come out he'll still opt into using the 3DS.

(Sort of Realitivity Falls AU headcanon) Dipper would've liked older detective shows which is why he would've want to be a detective.

Grew up on LoZ (self projection shh) and eventually went as Link for Halloween when both him and Mabel decided to do their own thing that year.

Had a phase of trying to fit in with the popular kids, tried to listen to whatever music they listened to but it really didn't go so well and gave up after a while.

If Dipper ever got glasses he barley wears them, doesn't want to look more like a nerd than he already is and does.

Never knew people had/have a crush on him in his school he's so oblivious to it since they never directly came up to him.

Sneaks out to the local park when he can't sleep and sits under a tree and writes in his journal. (Insomniac lol)

Sometimes feels like he's not really present when just being there and has really bad zoning out problems. (Disassociation??? Kinda??)

Doesn't like being home when his mom is there or if they're at their dad's house it's the same thing. Neither parent really understands him like they understand Mabel. His mom tires more to understand him unlike his dad.

Has bad dreams about Bill Cipher possibly being able to possess him again, hates the scars the forks gave him.

Dipper: "What do you want?" *Said in annoyance she kept repeating his name, looking up from what he's doing*

Winter: *pauses* "Your last name" *Smiles, not what she was originally going to say but wanted to flirt and mess with him*

Dipper: *slightly blushing* "I- huh? What?"

Winter: "I mean Winter Pines has a nice ring to it don't you think?"

Dipper: *Brain malfunctions as he just stares at her (autistically /hj) while trying to process what she's saying* "I...I guess?" *Real smooth Dipper*