DIPLODOCUS28

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tea

girl it’s milk

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

I’ve not seen the “Cocktober” copypasta yet are the hoes okay?

nobody getting dicked down this year its illegal

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

Thanks