Get drunk, strip off your clothes, be merry and throw a rave in the woods.
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Get drunk, strip off your clothes, be merry and throw a rave in the woods.

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BUG RACE
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the competition is intense
I do appreciate that this was the first I heard about Tumblr getting polls. Clearly, we are using it the best way.
pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones
Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.
Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this
it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT
Moscato the perfect drink to pair with dumping your partner.
Απολύτως μεθυσμένος

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if mimosas were invented later they would be mike’s hard orange juice
Wineskins should make a comeback.
You are already halfway there, unbox your wine and there you go.
[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
This post is a joy and a delight.
this is the energy
Okay I HAD to do this was just perfect
Fuck you,
*purrty paws your whiteclaw*

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Slightly jealous of the attention Zagreus has been getting.
I’m listening to the Lord of Spirits podcast from Ancient Faith radio, and they just answered a question regarding the (in)famous passage from 1st Corinthians regarding women covering their heads “because of the angels”; they linked it back to sexual immortality between humanity and spiritual beings, so not only do you need to cover to be modest among men, you also need to because angels might, I don’t know, be tempted by you? Definitely the first time I’ve heard this particular take!
I suppose I should elaborate a little bit for context, and the context of the passage was essentially around pagan converts to Christianity and explaining how Christian worship was not sexual/did and does not contain ritualistic sex.
I learned about this in class! 1 Corinthians 11:4 specifies that covering is especially required when a woman is prophesying. In hellenistic temples, it was understood that prophecy could result in a sexual encounter with spiritual beings. Veiling in church while prophesying was a way of preventing women from having sexual intercourse with (or being raped by) an angel. Angel theology at the time was heavily influenced by the Book of Enoch, and it was likely that many people saw angels as sexually capable beings who desired human women.
me gleefully telling prometheus about the human innovation of the molotov cocktail
mutuals can objectify me a little, as a treat

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The menagerie of humans who were transformed into animals is really thriving this season.
gift idea for classicists: face masks with the archaic smile on them
to hang on the wall in the bedroom :)