'Sup

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Traumacore edit of me at my white collar cubicle job with health insurance as though I have a goddamn thing to complain about in this stupid world

define failed

dude

the dream is collapsing

Inception-ing the ocean

The gnarliest wave is about to hit

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page