No, it's not me.

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

“why are you so tired all the time” God is killing me! thanks for asking

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

what are people's stance on the oxford comma these days?

i am so violently sick of advertising. its everywhere it creeps into every inch of reality that it physically can theres no escape from how invasive it is. cant even rickroll people anymore because theyll just get a 30 second advert for car insurance

Girl help I've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders

You’ve started a land war in Asia?