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Hi babies

have you ever been sad which sucks but it’s rad bc you’re making bomb playlists

All I’m saying is my deodorant smells fantastic

@mrsjonass I’ll send u some too

if I buy myself flowers will I feel better

I hate myself bc I just realized Peetas name from hunger games is like pita the bread and he’s a baker and I bet everyone had this revelation before me and I HATE IT

helllooo

do you think someone could actually bench press another human or is that a joke?

who’s around to chat

I got stressed and clenched my jaw and now it’s locked and I’m crying this is a vicious cycle

One of my favorite things about @scottishbeyonce is he uses me as a possessive pronoun so he’ll be like “what’s in me playlist?” And it makes me literally shriek from happiness

I’m about to hike to get some iced tea, a girl has needs