I will learn to love the skies I'm under.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving