DinoPirate

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

Bilbo Baggins.

NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE

are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

my hero

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

Have they answered u yet

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

I forgot, when I smoke I wanna kill myself 

The past week at work

this post is going to come back from the grave 

HERE IT IS AGAIN

If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings

brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two

this is by far the least upsetting dog chimera I’ve ever seen

i don’t post. i secrete.

Good secretion op