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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Or 4p. Like. WTF
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I never got on here, anymore. But here we are. Insomnia is kickin' and giving me ample time to stress about my whole ass life.
In some ways, I'm in this enormously wonderful space, and in others I'm in full on panic mode. It's been something, that's for certain.
The world is losing its mind, and I've never actually been more worried in my life. I have GAD, and everything going on is acting as an anxiety intensifier. At least I still have work to lose myself in. I lost 8 lbs, and hung out at 127 for ļæ¼a little while, but now that I'm experiencing some level of stability and happiness, I've been eating again and gained 4 back.
I wish that I could keep the weight off, for good. I mean, if I got back into working out with regularity, I'm sure that I could.
Big sigh. I'm sure that I'm capable, in fact, I know that I am.
how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz
Shut the fuck up
Nothing triggers visceral rage within me quite like Tumblrās clunky attempts at being cute and quirky. Itās like one of those overly upbeat soccer moms.
it reads like Golem trying to use the internet
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas weāve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
This is still my favorite post on this whole site
the absolutely most forbidden grilled cheese
did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls
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told my 80s goth mom i was listening to bauhaus
thatās why ive been taking the bus prior to this
Just because someone is providing you a service doesnāt mean you need to accept whatever youāre given.
This whole āDonāt be a Karen thingā has gotten annoying, to the point where Iām overhearing people being shamed because they dared to ask for what they paid for and thatās ābeing a Karen.ā
If your food is wrong and you ask politely for your correct order that is not being a Karen.
If you donāt like the color on your nails after your nail tech does one finger and you ask politely for a different one that is not being a Karen.
If you order something online and itās damaged and you politely ask customer service for a refund that is not being a Karen.
If you hire a contractor and he did bad work so you ask him politely to fix it thatās not being a Karen.
Like what is it with people thinking that the only way to be a good customer is to just smile and accept anything? Itās not. If you paid for something then you deserve what you paid for, nothing more and nothing less.
If you demand more, youāre an entitled Karen. If you accept anything and everything less because āitās rudeā to ask for what you paid for then youāre a doormat Susan.
The difference is in HOW you react to getting the wrong thing. It doesn't take much effort to just take a breath and politely ask for what you paid for.
Going out of your way to cause a scene and acting all arrogant and entitled over any tiny thing that's easily fixed? Thats a Karen.
Your second most recent emoji predicts how February will treat you
i love it when italians argue about italian. like we donāt even know how our language really works we just roll with it
Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer
My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy
one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered
oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I canāt imagine what I could do if I tried harder
Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs
this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog toā¦ Iām not sure actually. Canāt hurt though.Ā
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When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaksā¦ you listen. If she tells you that youāll find love despite being hurt in the past? Sheās right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? Sheās right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word
outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred āi donāt mean to interrupt, but you donāt need to be forgiven. you donāt need to be forgiven.ā
Drunk girls in the bathroom provide u with all the support and wisdom you will ever need.
thank you to all the authors who wrote about beautiful women as liars, femme fatales, wicked witches and cruel, jealous goddesses for providing me with so many excellent role models to look up to and long for
author: this woman is a MONSTER because she prioritizes her OWN DESIRES above other peopleās and SCORNS MEN and is HAPPY and she REJECTED ME
me: good for her is she single
