Dinoduckasaurus

LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP

LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT

HAHA FUCK FILCH

HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE

FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED

I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES

NO FRED DIED

She was a Hufflepuff

She was only 7 years older than Harry

She was 13 years younger than Remus

She was trained personally by Mad-eye Moody

She dueled Bellatrix in the Department of Mysteries

She was extremely clumsy

She willingly left her newborn son to fight in the final battle, knowing she might never see him again, because she believed it was the right thing to do

Remus was her patronus

She was a Hufflepuff

She was only 7 years older than Harry

She was 13 years younger than Remus

She was trained personally by Mad-eye Moody

She dueled Bellatrix in the Department of Mysteries

She was extremely clumsy

She willingly left her newborn son to fight in the final battle, knowing she might never see him again, because she believed it was the right thing to do

Remus was her patronus

Baby Harry growing up on the Hogwarts grounds.

The paintings on Baby Watch when he learns how to crawl.

The ghosts watching him during naptime.

All the teachers reorganizing their class schedules so someone can watch Harry.

Baby Harry and Hagrid.

They’d have to refit the charms on the school when he hits his terrible two’s because he somehow can get the stairs to move at his whim, and he once stranded a group of 5th year Ravenclaws on a landing for two hours.

Four year old Harry *loving* Professor Flitwick and his charms, floating fairy lights and flower fish.

Two year old Harry babbling in Parseltongue and accidentally finding the Chamber of Secrets.

The Quidditch teams argue over who gets to teach Harry how to fly only for McGonagall to find out one day and give ALL of them detention.

Harry catching a big and being miserable and McGonagall shifting into ac cat and curling up and purring next to him to settle him down.

Harry getting to meet Remus.

Harry and PEEVES.

Summer vacations to Scotland, Harry knowing every inch of Hogwarts like the back of his hand, Harry growing up as keeper of Hogwarts from the start.

Harry being utterly destroyed by the idea that when he *really* gets to go to Hogwarts (nevermind he’s been sitting in classes since he was five) he’ll have to choose a House.

Like, they all had specific spots in the circle and when some of them were missing they left spaces for those people because they knew exactly where their spots were. 

Just imagine Voldemort pouring over that thing like “Dammit. I can’t put Alecto next to Crabbe or she’ll spend the whole time staring at his biceps… And speaking of Crabbe, he and Goyle really should be next to each other, so that they can help each other follow everything. And maybe I’ll put Nott next to them just in case. Nott’s patient enough with them… And Black is dead so I can just put Avery’s boy in that spot. Should I give away traitors’ spots? That seems like bad luck. Maybe I should just close the ranks there and open up a new spot… Hm… Rodolphus and Bella have been next to each other in the circle for years, but they’re getting married. Should I separate married Death Eaters? No, Rod and Bella will be fine. But if I keep them together, does that mean I have to keep all married couples together? No. I never said that I’d be fair with them. But Rabastan! I can’t put Rabastan next to Barty or they’ll never stop talking…”

Imagine Voldy keeping a paper-copy of the circle in his pocket and studying it before meetings because everyone’s going to be wearing a mask and he can’t risk forgetting someone’s name or mixing two people up.