plague rat queen

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

I regret a lot in my life. I’ve been through a lot of pretty terrible things. I’ve put myself in a lot of situations that I could have avoided, and been scarred by them very deeply. But every day there’s one I wake up thinking about, and one on my mind when I go to sleep. I’d give anything to go back and have another chance. Another chance to buy the limited edition official Four Loko Fleshlight.

Im gonna say “god wants me to” at the bookstore way too often now

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

sir a second mouse has leapt onto the tabel

“how do you plot / plan your book?” very bold of you to assume i do that.

thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

The 3 degrees of separation are: 1) doesn’t have furries, 2) doesn’t have inflation, and 3) isn’t a fetish; leaving the only thing that it does have in common: that it is art?!?!?!?

decaying all by yourself sweetheart?