almost a fandom blog

not to step into a controversial topic but i know exactly what i want and who i want to be, i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine, i’m now becoming my own self fulfilled prophecy, oh, oh no, oh no, oh no-o

pretty fucked up that theres air mattresses and water mattresses, but no earth or fire ones. whats up witht hat huh

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

um.. that is not correct..

Yes it is ❤️

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

Eldest daughters, arent you tired of de escalating? Dont you just wanna go ape shit?

absolutely disgusted that time passes while I'm distracted. it should do that where I can see it, or not at all

Of all the people we should be drug testing it should be the people who have literal stashes of drugs at their work place

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

happy anniversary 

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

Environmental sustainability is such a turn on

why must i “make sense”? is it not enough to have thoughts, incomprehensible and unhinged?