lizards & wizards

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[old man voice] back in the day you could go to google dot com and search for something in finnish and it would give you results in finnish, written originally in finnish by people who speak finnish. and the results were relevant to finland. can you imagine

nowadays you only get a bunch of temu ads and auto translated reddit threads that have nothing to do with finland, written in the most uncanny sounding spoken language i've ever seen, with no way to turn that off without filtering the entirety of reddit from the search results

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.