cats please

(randomly gets sad at 2 pm instead of 11 pm like i usually do) variety is the spice of life

This is science.

*tries to act cool and detached* *is uncool and deeply affected by everything*

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

Support your local gay beekeeper

sometimes i see fanfiction w “underage drinking” tagged and the characters are like 19 so im always like whaa but then im like oh yes. the Americans ™

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

This is damn cute.

Life goals tbh