Date night! we break up and you go to super hell and I go to super heaven.

thinking about Aziraphale talking to all the shopkeepers and Crowley just trailing after him, not socializing, just looking pretty in the background and making comments here and there...peak boytoy behavior

Good thing Nora didn’t write one less draft then she did because if Jean Moreau had died so would I let’s be fucking fr

No because Neil is SUCH. An unreliable narrator but he’s also so convincing and also like confused and missing all these social cues and clues but like I am too??? It’s so easy to get swept up in his head The first time I read aftg I was just nodding along how does he make every decision he makes (most of which are insane) ??? so??? convincingly??? rational??? AND THEN (embarrassingly) the “doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you” blew BOTH OF OUR MINDS like upon rereading I was like … that was so terribly obvious and yet. And yet.

I think the key to appreciating the Knives Out movies is accepting that they take place in a setting where “world’s greatest detective” is something a person can be rock-star-level famous for. Everything proceeds from that. “Oh, but it’s not plausible that the Louvre would let Elon Musk rent the Mona Lisa” like, maybe not in our world, but that doesn’t matter. These folks don’t live in our world. We’re playing by Agatha Christie Cinematic Universe rules here – of course shit like that happens.

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

i want aftg from literally every other possibile pov like give me allison and how early she was picking up on andrew and neil, give me aarons angry inner monologue, give me wymacks thoughts on this shitshow please i need it and i would never get bored