my brain registers cat noises over all other sound

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

- not eating anything at all for the next seven hours because you couldn’t decide between any of the above, so you gave up and now you have a headache

Toast

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*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The end of it omfg

It should also be noted that in the original post of this that I saw on FB, it’s remarked upon that the cat is stealing this stuffed tiger from the neighbor’s house. This is not his stuffed animal. He has stolen it multiple times apparently.

unrestrained winter fun

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

#i too yell when not allowed to sample the chili

absolutely lost in the sauce