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I wanted to draw something cute and silly and then Marineford angst happened out of the blue!! >:C

(Dragon's right though! Ace will be alright!!)

Modern Au where Crocodile used to secretly partake in furry activities but had to give it up due to his career kicking off and eventually having Luffy.

Cue the strange sitcom of circumstances where Crocodile has to wear a modified plushie version of his croc suit to appease Luffy and get the three year old to do anything, because the brat prefers to listen to the colorful "Mr. Zero the bouncy-dile" instead.

A long distance relationship between wanted criminals requires some creativity.

Dragon is an absolute disaster for those 3 days.

Luffy to the rescue!

Jason: *making scrambled eggs*

Dick: *eating his cereal*

Tim: *drinking his 5th cup of coffee*

Damian: *comes in in a too big tee, his hair a mess, and still half asleep*

Dick: morning sleepy head

Tim: *grunts in greeting*

Damian: 'morning...

Dick: *chuckles* well someone was up last night

Damian: *grunts* 'was doing homework *goes for the coffee pot*

Dick: *hums*

Jon: *comes in, somehow looking even more tired that Damian*

Jon: morning...

Jason, not even turning aroud: good morning, homework

Dick: *chokes on his food*

Damian: *blushes hard*

The comedy potential Hear me out

Law keeps worrying that dragons doesn’t like him because of age gap only for dragon to turn around like “kid my husband is 9 years younger than me.”

Crocodile possibly having a mafia vibe going and making very concerning allusions to what he is capable of

Law looking at garp looking at dragon then luffy and is like “how tf do the genetics..”

Dragon - idk he takes after my husband

Law getting concerned after hearing a bunch of crashing and raised voices only for luffy to calmly inform him that’s just his parents version of foreplay.

Law - do you think I’m a bad influence?

Dragon - you are genius who graduated earlier and in the middle of your surgery placement at a well established hospital.

Dragon - I lost my virginity in Juvie.

The ongoing joke of dragon and crocodile making law guess who gave birth to luffy (with increasingly graphic details)

Crocodile - just use protection, even if it is the love of your life. Childbirth is no joke

Law - we- neither of us have the equipment to even conceive..

Crocodile - the power of a breeding kink is no joke

If Luffy could fly this is what would happen:

Baby leash.

I'm mostly joking.

A little comic about teen Sabo wanting to fit in with his family.

Bonus:

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Og version below the cut