statistically immortal

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

(in a cold sweat) kenshi but morrowind. morrowind but kenshi

sometimes you just gotta listen to songs and vividly imagine storylines you don't have the time or talent to put on paper

@beemovieerotica for your ideas

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

@desultorydaydreams