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i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

“Ur so quiet “ thanks my brain is broken and I have no thoughts.

Oak asking Republicans on Twitter why they like Hamilton is the funniest thing oh my god

this has nothing to do with anything but i find it hysterical that henry calls almost everybody at the 4077th by their last names with the exception of margaret, who tends to be ‘major,’ father mulcahy, who is typically addressed as ‘father,’ and radar and frank, who are both addressed by their first names but for very different reasons

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

I can hear this post

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

PRECIOUS

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*